Don't you think this lady is too funny?

I received this, thought I would share. I had to make adjustments the word bits is in place of the word t*ts.

Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Bits

By Pam Ayres

Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,
Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,
Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me bits.


'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.
It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,
And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me bits.


'Cos **** can be such troublesome things
When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.
And although they go well with my Bingo wings,
I wish I'd looked after me bits.


When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,
When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,
When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,
Then I wish I'd looked after me bits.


When I was young I got whistles and hoots,
From the men on the site to the men in the suits,
Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me bits.


When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,
Cruising around with my favourite suitors.
Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,
I wish I'd looked after me bits.


When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,
When they're less in the air and more near the floor,
When people see less of them rather than more,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me bits.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Very good!
My nan would love this poem, she love's things that take the mick out of fogeys (go figure)
Have a star!

Funny! 100!

it was hilarious.
tnks!!

good one.....excellent
that is very funny indeed
.....good job.....keep up the good ones

Oh My God! That was outrageously funny! LMAO!!!.

You should buy her last book. Hilarious.

haha nice poem =P

HAHAHAHA!! that was a REAL laugh!! hahaha, thanks for making my day!!